Keystone Species

homo sapiens that only want to drink keystone to become a more primal organism

Wow, that guy has so much keystone that he's a keystone species

by Minton Man mukluks April 13, 2023

Keys

On websites where the term "kys" or kill your-self is banned users will say keys to indicate their ill will directed towards another.

"fuck you asshole keys"

by cumguy4 June 23, 2023

Keys

An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.

"Keys can be so skrunkly at times"

by Harpii July 18, 2023

Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

KeySeanda

Loveable and most beautiful woman in the world

I can't believe I'm dating KeySeanda!!!!

by SimplyStic1 October 17, 2023

Keyu

Keyu was a character from webtoon cherry crush by Yemsao. Sadly he ded on his wedding.

Where is Keyu?
He is 6 feet under

by YourFavLawyer October 28, 2023

Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.

Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.

by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023