chronic killer 

Fabreeze or any odor illiminating spray

o shit here come the cops, spray the chronic killer, quick!

chronic killer by Kerel X December 19, 2007

rat-infested beaver killer 

A herpes infected male genital that is often times very large and can potentially cause mortal pain to a woman's beaver.

Anne - "No way I would hook up with Ryan. I heard he has a rat-infested beaver killer!"

rat-infested beaver killer by Pretty Rikky June 11, 2009

the Killer 

Nickname of Jerry Lee Lewis, the greatest honky-tonk rock'n roll piano man ever!

"Don't put no headstone on my grave, I want a monument...this is the Killer speaking."

the Killer by mike s. August 18, 2003

cereal killer 

Someone who loves cereal so much they don't even wait for it to come out of the box before they gobble it up and don't let anybody else have any.

You tell Johnny the next time he comes over here after school he better not act like no cereal killer.

This kitchen looks like it has been hit by a cereal killer.

Wipe you mouth an stop actin' like you wuz da top ramkin' cereal killer.

cereal killer by Pat Eberhart August 31, 2008

Contract Killer

One who accepts money for "wetwork" or the assassination of others. A hitman. There are about 500 "gangsta" movies out there that unrealistically portray suppossed contract killers who go soft and become the good guys. Usually black ghetto homies are portrayed as the benevolent "gangstas", but everyone knows that the best of the best are usally professional white ex military/Italian mafiosos /Russian mafiosos who know what they're doing and don't pull up in front of their contract's house blaring rap music in a retarded looking "pimp-mobile" hummer H2 with lights on the bottom. Usually but not always in formal business attire. Weapon of choice is generally a silenced 9 millimeter pistol, but some of the better and more adacious (or crazy) bring out the heavy stuff, Colt Anacondas, .357s, assualt rifles, SAWs etc. The best have military connections for LAWs and RPGs, and other stuff that might be needed for the execution of their contract.

Those stupid Bloods down the street kept drawing unnecessary attention to the business matters we have been pursuing, so I had to hire a contract killer to appropriate everything below their leader's neck. I hope that now the stupid "hommie" bitches will conduct themselves with more discretion and temperance.

Contract Killer by Jack Death March 14, 2005

post killer 

a noun, someone who goes and puts the lamest comment ever under someone else's outrageously awesome post on facebook thereby ruining the post so that there is no possible way of redeeming it

Man, I just put the most wicked post ever on facebook and then some post killer put the lamest comment ever on it so now its ruined!

post killer by yadigwhatimsayin January 8, 2011

Fish Killer

A 6-pack of beer cans. So named because the empty discarded plastic holder can catch and kill fish if they swim into one of the holes.

I just got off of work, you wanna pick up some fish killers of bud and watch the game?

Fish Killer by strohsbeer February 24, 2009