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Punch-Kick

A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick
Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*

OR

Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?
by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008
mugGet the Punch-Kickmug.

hormone kick

When you really want to make out, ect. Usually involves butterflies and other things of that nature.
When Harry met Sally, he got a huge hormone kick!
by Hannah Morgan November 5, 2006
mugGet the hormone kickmug.

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..
<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!
by Mike March 6, 2005
mugGet the donger kickmug.

kick it down

To consume an alcholic beverage quickly.
Or
To consume alcohol.
"Hey, my mom just bought a handle... Lets go KICK IT DOWN!!!"

(talking to someone sitting in front of a full bottle of beer) "KICK IT DOWN!"
mugGet the kick it downmug.

bitch kick

an slang way of telling some one you got kicked in the balls by some bitch

aka: a bitch kick
OH FUCK!!!! dude some whore just ran up and Bitch Kicked Zach. fucker droped like he was made of led!
by Alex johnson May 13, 2005
mugGet the bitch kickmug.

kicking dicks

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.
by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016
mugGet the kicking dicksmug.

kick mud

telling someone to leave..to get lost..
Man,I'm sick of you talking.Why don't you kick mud...
by Dropping elbows June 16, 2008
mugGet the kick mudmug.

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