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Judas

TORMENTED BY DEMONIC CHILDREN UNTIL HE IS DRIVEN TO MADNESS AND KILLS HIMSELF! BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! IT'S THE FUCKING RELIGION! IT IS A THING YOU DO! YOU ARE BEING DEMONIC LITTLE CHILDREN!
Hym "YES! That is why we made guns! To murder all the demented little children! YES! It's GOOD to murder them! Thank God for murder! It's the only solution that works 100% of the time! You did it to Judas. You did it to Nietzsche. It's in the Bible. It's in the Quran. This is why your kids get shot in the face."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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Julissa

Julissa is the kind of girl whose presence feels like calm in the middle of chaos. She’s loyal to the bone, a true friend who listens without judgment and laughs loudly when she’s excited. She’s funny, real, and not afraid to get serious when it matters. Even when she makes mistakes, her heart stays soft and her intentions stay pure. Her devotion to God shines through everything she does — in the way she loves, the way she forgives, and the way she keeps going no matter what. Anyone would be lucky to have a Julissa in their life.
Today, Julissa listened to me sob and was ready to help me burn the world down.
by Thedogwars November 21, 2025
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Judasatory

Judasatory seeing the true nature of someone's form.
by Chi_Dude January 5, 2026
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Judas Kiss

A kiss to the corner of the mouth by a friend of lover with no cause or reason, seemingly random, gentle and innocent in appearance usually given during a moment of high emotional stress or after. This kiss is always followed by a betrayal and some say is a sign of demonic influence or possession.
I knew Tommy was going to be fired the second I saw Cami kiss the corner of his mouth when watching the show, "Landman", that's the Judas Kiss.
by Jury Bourreau January 17, 2026
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psycho-judicial

someone whos crazy about the law and how the law works. Such as someone whos acting a lot like a lawyer, to the extreme, when theyre not actually a lawyer.
Cam: Those people hit our mailbox.
Tim: Next time just stand there with a bat, but dont hit them because thats against the law. But dont stand in a threatening position, cause thatd be bad. And dont stand in the road either, cause then you would be an ubstruction. You need to divise some sort of plan that makes it so we dont break any laws, like going through loopholes.
Cam: God dad, dont be so psycho-judicial.
by Campbell OC January 8, 2008
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heavy judased

Really betrayed by someone close like a friend
I have just been heavy judased by my best friend I will never talk to them again
by Phishfoodisthebestfood August 24, 2017
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Il Judas

A person who gets you drunk every single fucken time! Not to be trusted with alcohol and parties.
Il Judas rega hxieli il lining tal istonku...
by Darmenia June 9, 2019
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