joement

a moment of stupidity, thought or idea to do something stupid.

That guy must have been having a joement when he decided to run a black cable line up that persons white living room wall and across her ceiling.

by Natovirus February 12, 2010

Joem

similar to a poem, but so obscure as to be completely incomprensible and hence impossible to critique objectively

i'm writing a joem about her.
maybe someday i will recite it at the dogs bollix

by A.G September 1, 2007

JoeManamamalamatameysaujhalyboWho'sjoe?

This word is a very rare thing people use nowadays, it's very funny how we can use it in a sentence but.. It's made from 999 years ago!

be a very funny man like JoeManamamalamatameysaujhalyboWho'sjoe?

by Joe mama 4912 February 7, 2022

joement

a ridiculous or obscene phrase or statement blurted out in an obnoxious crude manner which offends friends and/or significant other frequently

Husband says to wife that his job is none of her concern. Friends say that's a joement!

by Fettman October 16, 2008

joemama

The archaic equivalent of "Your mom"

"Joemama is really really fat"

by Childs December 1, 2005

JoeMomma

1. A sleek and slender young chap who is quite the looker.

2. A chill ass motha fucka who gets the bitches

3. Another form of the phrase "your mother"

"Damn son, i wish i could be like joemomma, all layed back and shit."

kid 1: hey dude what did you do last night?
kid 2: i did joemomma!

by st3v3 P March 25, 2009

joemeal

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

by GreenMonkey July 24, 2008