death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

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jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

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Jabber

1) A person who trys to make themselves look like "The shit" by having his beer noticeable in pictures, doing ridiculous stupid poses, flexing any muscles, seductive smiles etc

2) Someone who trys to get into as many pictures as possible

"look at john. thats his 13th fucking facebook pic tonight and hes flexing in everyone with an empty natty ice light can that fucking jabber"

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30428465&id=1087440317

by Burnt Rye Bread March 11, 2009

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jobber

A male or female whose sole purpose is to provide the other person with a hand job or blow job. There is no relationship between the two people and, in fact, one person or both may be married.

Similar to a fuck buddy except no intercourse is necessary.

Guy to chick- my wife isn't giving head like she used to, she thinks she's too good for it now.

Chick- I'm not getting enough either, I'll be your jobber!

by LoCee March 6, 2013

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