Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.
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A word synonymous with a gold-digging, bag-chasing, self-centered, smoked out, tramp of a mother, that often times forgets that she is, in fact, a mother.
A jamaicafay can never be loved as much as she loves herself. In fact, one of the most common places to find a jamaicafay is in front of a mirror. Other places, where jamaicafay sightings have been documented, include Walmart, diggling in someone else's stuff, a casino, and connected to the end of a meth pipe(complete with someone else's meth).
Try to avoid a jamaicafay, at all costs, or it will cost you your all. The best way to do this, is to hang out near her son. She is rarely seen near him, and often times seems annoyed, and even allergic, to him.
A jamaicafay can never be loved as much as she loves herself. In fact, one of the most common places to find a jamaicafay is in front of a mirror. Other places, where jamaicafay sightings have been documented, include Walmart, diggling in someone else's stuff, a casino, and connected to the end of a meth pipe(complete with someone else's meth).
Try to avoid a jamaicafay, at all costs, or it will cost you your all. The best way to do this, is to hang out near her son. She is rarely seen near him, and often times seems annoyed, and even allergic, to him.
Blayne: "I love you jamaicafay!"
A common jamaicafay would typically respond: "Who the hell are you?"
A common jamaicafay would typically respond: "Who the hell are you?"
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