Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb

payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk

by graysonmiller April 14, 2017

In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

by Treeguts December 23, 2018

Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously

right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker

by maryuwandpets May 14, 2021