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Japanese Lunchbox 

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.
Japanese Lunchbox by cunt rage March 26, 2016

Japanese flying squirrel 

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

Japanese Firedrill

When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.
Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.

japanese restart 

To turn off an electronic device by pulling a plug out or shutting of power.
Shit computers running slow, better give it a Japanese restart.
japanese restart by Callzumen January 21, 2018

Japanese Stiltgrass 

Japanese stiltgrass is an invasive species all around the United States of America. It is usually 2-3 feet tall and the leaves are 1-3 inches in width. The leaves are usually pale green and lanced shaped. It resembles small bamboo.
I encountered Japanese Stiltgrass on my walk through the woods.