Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram thugger

One who’s life is extremely violent on social media then bitches up in person

I heard he a Instagram thugger boy never outside

by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022

instagramclosefriendzone

When you're on his/her (you know who they are) close friends list on Instagram but have no meaningful interaction with them in any way, shape, or form. This typically only lends false hope of any further relationships while they forgot they added random person #9284093248 onto the list in the first place.

Person A: Dang dude she just put me on her close friends list, I can see her green stories on Instagram now!

a short distance away
Person B: He's not even talked to her outside class..
Person C: Yeah, he's getting a instagramclosefriendzone

by krriiah September 20, 2022

Instagrat

Portmanteau for Instant Gratification, that is the need to immediately fulfill an urge or desire

I wonder if the Instagrat generation will be able to parent the next generation

by poira October 23, 2022

Instagram lust

n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.

That bitch is not the love of your life, you have Instagram lust.

by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023

Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.

Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!

by btcterms March 30, 2023

Instagram takeover

When a group of juniors request the seniors the access to their account so they can post something fun

The Revenants have now completed the Instagram Takeover of THIS PAGE for the next 24 hours!!!!

by RevLuB April 10, 2023