Lube and Tube

A version of Netflix and Chill that you do alone. You basically masturbate to youtube videos.. if you're into that stuff. Usually made for people that are forever alone, like me.

Jake:So what were the results of netflix and chill?? :D
Tim:She broke up with me. So I did some Lube and Tube
Jake:Oh

by DerpMcStuffins July 26, 2016

Slime Tube

Slang for a woman's vagina. Generally speaking this is not the preferred nomenclature among women.

I spent some time exploring the slime tube with Sally last night.

by Iamabadpersonandaselfishlover May 31, 2011

tube jacked

downloading videos from video web sites lyk youtube, google vid etc using widgets, softwares.....

max: i got the new underground "THE GAME" video..
sazz: how did u get dat ?
max: i tube jacked it...

by Dilin Nair December 20, 2008

tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005

Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.

"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"

by Gamer117 December 11, 2009

cock tube

When you see a slut with an adams apple... shes probably got a dick or hundreds down her cock tube before (air tube).

Billy: Wow robyn is such a slut.. Jack: yee but i'd stick my dick down her cock tube any day!

by joey hyucke March 7, 2008

dude tube

a hallow tube that you fill with dryer sheets and exhale smoke (usually of the mary jane type) so your apartment doesnt smell like weed or your parents dont catch you also is called an asshole

Joe: dude lets blaze
Mark: wait man where is the dude tube?
Joe: o shit yeah dont wanna smell the place up

by Matt Marx October 18, 2007