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Morning Gossip

News that's just in; in and around 7:30- 8:30am & must be discussed with your bestie. Usually on the phone whilst on the way to work.
Phone rings, one friend to another:- -"Morning Gossip!"

-"Literally, SO much chat and it's only 7:45am!"
by #Lawyered January 18, 2016
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morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.
Always morning snoring to start the day!
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
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Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018
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morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.
I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!
by unclemongoose@gmail.com August 22, 2017
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morning pickle

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.
I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle
by Jdl142 July 3, 2018
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Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.
Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .
by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019
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Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.
by watermalone69 January 22, 2019
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