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Morning beautiful

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”
You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.
by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022
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Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary
"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"
by XxEmoxX July 6, 2017
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The Morning Cherry

when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.

NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020
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Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.
Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!
by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016
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morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017
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morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down
"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."
by luvingangel October 22, 2014
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Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.
John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.
by Rex6333 September 25, 2012
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