After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015
In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 February 25, 2016
Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
by cornrowmorning January 27, 2012
The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 02, 2011
by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016
The attitude one has after being woken up (normal time or not). Hating everything and everyone for no reason for about an hour after they awake
by SuziiiieQ April 01, 2017
by boobookittyfuck13 January 15, 2014