borderline idiot

A person who is not a full blown idiot, but it is on the border of being one.

You are almost an idiot, a borderline idiot.

by urbanwebber45 May 15, 2016

American idiot

The village idiot from Texas named George W. Bush.
George W. Bitch makes Forset Gump look like a Ph.D recipient from Harvard U

George W is the American idiot of American idiots and the Village Idiot of Village Idiots.

by Andreasantoni June 12, 2008

Village Idiot

dumbest person in a neighborhood

Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.

by Dude October 11, 2003

A smart idiot

One who excells far ahead in school but is rather stupid in the sense that they are close minded and not tolerant of people different than themselves. They often see themselves as better than many other people and judge people solely on their academic achievements and not on their personality or moral values.

The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.

Guy 1: hey I got an 85 on that paper man it's not too bad what about you?

Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.

Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot

by moconahhh June 12, 2013

Idiot tax

The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake

Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax

by ___effe February 9, 2018

Intelligent Idiot

Too smart for ones own good.

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.

by EAdams2006 December 30, 2011

damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.

That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.

by LivingHell October 22, 2004