1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
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There is only one Invertigo and that is OlLiExInVeRtIgO ;)
There is only one Invertigo and that is OlLiExInVeRtIgO ;)
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate
========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!
Typo'd
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!
Typo'd
by Luke January 31, 2005
Get the invertimagate mug.A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".
Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"
by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013
Get the Inverted Camel Spider mug.A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)
ex:
Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."
Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."
by Il Reverso June 21, 2016
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Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week
Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.
Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.
by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017
Get the inverted period mug.Many Asian people living in the West call themselves a "Banana" for their yellow outer appearance but exhibit white people tendencies and behaviour. An Inverted banana is the opposite. It is when a white person becomes facinated by the asian culture that they start having asian tendencies and behaviour.
Lucy: Kanada Ya?
Chris: Canada Ya?
Lucy: No! KANADA YA! As in the Ramen place!
Chris: You're so an inverted banana...
Chris: Canada Ya?
Lucy: No! KANADA YA! As in the Ramen place!
Chris: You're so an inverted banana...
by chutsuu February 19, 2019
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