I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

I’m fine

If someone ever says “I’m fine” (usually women) they are NOT fine.

They are the opposite of fine, they feel horrible

Rick: are u ok?

Ashley: Yes I’m fine.

by “Real name” :0 September 2, 2020

i’m saying

to agree with something someone else says

suhani: “yo that shit is wack asf”
aya: “I’M saying!”

by bubbakooslover November 23, 2024

I’m tired

“I’m tired”

-David’s popular quote

David: I’m tired
Nathan: Same
Emmanuel: Bruh, first David, now you?

by cool dude 09876543211234567890 February 18, 2022

I’m bored so I added a word

So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny

Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word

by It’s me cursed Deku September 27, 2020

I’m so normal about

When you want to express your excitement or obsession over a topic, but you say you don’t really care. You’re showing how hyped you are but in a very calm manner. You’re definitely not insane.

I’m so normal about the new Loki show coming out..
Sooooo so normal.

by giant_enemy_spider January 5, 2024

I’m a sarcastic cuck

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...

Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022