I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

I’m dope

The same as “to be down”, but wih somewhat more excitement. A positive reaction to a proposal/suggestion.

“Wanna go to the game?”
“Yeah I’m dope!”

by Pharaoh188 May 10, 2021

I’m dead

Something Malia Ann Obama and Natasha Ann Obama say every second of the day

“I’m dead”

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

I’m cooked

Bayron Alexander Abzun Urrutia

I’m cooked bro

by Narno Martinez April 28, 2024

I’m Fine

This person is not fine. They haven’t been fine. Their heart is shattered into a million pieces and they say “I’m fine” because it’s too much to explain and they are tired of the constant battle inside their head.

Person 1: Hey are you okay? You look drained.
Person 2: I’m fine, Just a little tired.
Person 2 Is not fine.

by I am not fine. July 9, 2023

I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022