Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

but hurt bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of someone who is whining excessively and will sit in silence as if his but actually hurt while everyone else is having a good time.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

"Patrick is being all but hurt like a bitch over here!"

"I know. What a but hurt bitch"

by Blondie B September 19, 2017

William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.

“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”

by AllyConda March 6, 2024

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.

Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.

by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017

hurted

hurted is a word because i said so kys.

that hurted

by thickjuicyphatputhy May 10, 2021

my dih hurt

My dih hurt used from males to explain that their penis (reggular or chode) (only circumcised) may be feeling injured for instance:

1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.

Garry:not experiencing penile pain
Travis:experiencing dih pain

Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt

by Mr bum on coney Island March 2, 2025