Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Hot Pocket

When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.

Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage

by mayapenny September 30, 2018

hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.

P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass

I gave him the old anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018

Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket

Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended

by BearEggs December 26, 2018

Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.

I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.

by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020