A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
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Get the Hot Pocket mug.When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
Get the Hot pocket mug."Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
Get the Is that a hot pocket? mug.The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.
by Dadocentury November 10, 2021
Get the Trenton Hot Pocket mug.Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
Get the jalapeno hot pocket mug.Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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