homerun bitch

A chick you meet on the first night that goes all the way with you can be for a one night stand or longer

Nick is a total bad ass he found a homerun bitch last night at the club.

by snconnection September 7, 2013

Stridle Hopper

A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.

David was able to fascinate, shock and awe the guests with his Stridle Hopper act.

by Mr E November 18, 2004

buttock humper

Term of abuse for a gay man.

I don't go to that pub anymore - it's getting full of buttock humpers!

by Sandy M. December 15, 2005

hip-hoperize

1. The practice of getting your friends jobs where you work.
2. The practice of creating a job for friends in a corporation where you work. Even though the job is complete bullshit.

Once I am a CEO I am going to hip-hoperize corporate america and get all my boys jobs.

by Frantz August 8, 2006

Homie Hopper

A Guy who goes from one girl to another in one group of friends. Typically girls he doesnt even know. He will usually come off sweet then get creepy and grap your ass kiss you like 50 times, then move to your freind leaving you confused and awkwarded out.

Girl 1- I totally made out with that Dustin guy!
Girl 2- what no way... uh he made out with me on the roller coaster then grabbed my ass...
Girl 1- man that Dustin is a real Homie Hopper.

by E-Lovely September 15, 2011

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

flog hopper

To pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.

Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.

Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.

by Blunt Monk February 7, 2018