Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

Holy crap in a sack

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough

guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot June 9, 2011

Hollycaust

(n) Combining the terms Hollywood and Holocaust, a Hollycaust is a film that takes place during the Holocaust and consists mostly of violent depictions of horrific Holocaust events, but fails to deliver a unique and proper storyline. Hollycaust films feel the need to spend a bulk of the film reiterating the abject horror that most people are familiar with instead of creating a unique piece of art with the Holocaust as a horrific setting instead of a crutch for the storyline.

Steven: Did you see that movie which the guy that was in Predators won an Oscar for?
Roberto: Yeah, I really liked the later parts and it was a decent movie, but the first half of it felt like a Hollycaust.

by agladwin November 13, 2011

Holy Hedwig

A term used by Harry Potter fans in replacement for "Oh my God!"

"The new Harry Potter movie is coming out!"

"Holy Hedwig!"

by Insufferable Know-It-All August 17, 2011

Holy Shit Julian

A float that includes not only coke and rootbeer, but also orange pop and cream soda mixed with ice cream. An easy substitute to give you a boost that could replace coffee.

Wow, I could really use a Holy Shit Julian right about now.

by Japplesauce October 6, 2011

Holy Five

A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.

#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?

by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012