Hassan

Saudi boy , bald kid , anger issues , ugly boy , locked up in another country for 10 years

Hey Hassan’s not coming back from Saudi anytime soon

by Too personal August 21, 2025

Hassa

A hassa is someone who is a
Highly

Annoying

Smug
Sarcastic

Asshole

My boss at work is such a Hassa

by Tanjev eusstaqoute November 21, 2025

Hassaned

When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.

Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..

by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

Reilly Hassenmiller

Sexy, lots of fun, full of life, dancin machine. Great cook.

Reilly Hassenmiller is the sexiest, most full of life person that can throw down some grub.

by Farren Lelove September 16, 2009

Nae hass

A scaffy word that barely anyone says. It means fuck all and is put as a reply in a text that totally does not make sense.

Person 1: Learn to drive in the countryside, its easier.

Person 2: Nae hass.

by JL7 October 3, 2012

Megan haass

A cool cucumber that drinks lime vodka straight

Wow you chugged that bottle like a megan haass

by Jimbob47 April 20, 2017