Pearl Harbor

The act of shitting a floater, then sinking that floating shit with smaller, heavier shits

Nick: What kind of shit did you just have?

Rob: Pearl Harbor!

Nick: I wish I could have see that.

by robiohead March 15, 2011

Pearl Harbor

In reference to a toilet. Due to the fact that most toilets are white like pearls. Also hinting toward the fact that harbors are surrounded by water meanwhile toilets are filled with water.

Example 1. "Dude, I just docked an aircraft carrier in Pearl Harbor."

Example 2. "OMG! I need to get to the bathroom soon, the Japanese are about to bomb Pearl Harbor!"

by Lucarion March 13, 2011

Pearl Harbor Day

An excuse for teenage couple's to make out in the presence of parents. Such as when a mom or dad yells downstairs and asks why it's so quiet, they need only to respond back by saying, "We're having a moment of silence! It's Pearl Harbor Day!"

Joe: "Hey man how'd it go with Chrissy the other day?"
Steve: "It was pretty nice. We celebrated Pearl Harbor Day for a bit in my basement."

by a-lex ram March 14, 2011

Haito

Used as a noun instead of 'wanker' or verb to depict male masturbation. Can also be used as a euphomism for the ejaculation of a male.

1. Dude, you're just a Haito!
2. be right back. need to Haito.
3. EWWW! i've just haito'd all over my hand!

by yukio April 5, 2007

harbor master

After performing the act of docking the role of a male homosexual who gets banged in the ass by an uncircumsized man while giving head to another uncircumsized man then switching them .

Teddy was the harbor master for Guillermo and Spencer's sexual antics. Playing the switch hitter game to make it interesting

by The Prospect January 6, 2008

pearl harbour

The time of suffering Sharayah and I went through..

In the bathroom with a retarded girl..... she's having bathroom problems... so much poopy...

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Pearl Harbor

A war that was completely seperate from world war two.

"Oohhh i thought that was a whole different war!"

by Jo' Mama May 16, 2003