Haito

Used as a noun instead of 'wanker' or verb to depict male masturbation. Can also be used as a euphomism for the ejaculation of a male.

1. Dude, you're just a Haito!
2. be right back. need to Haito.
3. EWWW! i've just haito'd all over my hand!

Haito by yukio April 5, 2007

Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.

Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?

Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022

hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.

Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large

hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.

I went to halton moor today

Halton moor by Halton moor beautiful place April 18, 2020

Haibo 

Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow

Haibo, who said we are friends?

Haibo by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019