Anal Hangings

after an abnormally large penis or other exceptionally large phallic shaped object has ascended through your rectal opening, and been withdrawn again in a repeated fashion, your areshole may lose some of its natural elasticity (in scientific terms, you have pushed it beyond its elastic potential) and rigidity, thus resulting in the inside of your anus now being the outsides of your anus, if this does happen, in mild cases a forefinger is enough to push the hangings back inside the anus, however in severe cases a plunger may be needed to reinsert your rectum, it is essential that you do not secrete feaces whilst experiencing anal hangings, also very important that you do not panic and remove the anal hangings with a sharp object. if all else fails, you can always submerge the hangings in warm earl grey tea for 4 - 6 hours and they will gradually retract.

gareth: jonathan i double dare you to insert this extra large cucumber into your anus until it has been fully engulfed by your rectum

Jonathan: gareth i dont think thats a good idea seeing as i only just got rid of my anal hangings from your last dare

gareth: dont worry jonathan i have a plunger in my bag and some earl grey on the stove, ready to tend to your AH

Jonathan: well seeing as you are so ready prepared for my inevitable anal hangings, i will insert this cucumber into my anus.

by flangeface March 26, 2011

Hagging

When a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). Also called Fag-Hagging, Fag-Haggin, or Haggin. Considered also a play on words between Hag and Hang.

Theresa: Hey Julie. What are you up to?
Julie: Oh Just Hagging with Michael and Tom tonight. Do you wanna double?

by DeJerk May 2, 2009

hangingoutitude

A scale used to define the quality of place to hang out

Johny's house jumped a couple of points in hangingoutitude since his mom got breast implants.

by riboflaavin June 20, 2005

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

a kickass show that is very humorous

wanna watch hangin w/ mr cooper?
sure

by Jiggles's Friend March 15, 2005

hangin loose

layin back chillin

we were all hangin loose at my house

by jimmy buffet March 2, 2003

hangin masquito

tucking your scrotum and testes between your legs so that the person behind you see what seems to be a masquito's face

i gave her the hangin masquito and she gave me some african prune face

by james ledford July 21, 2006

Hinging

something that is absolutely beyond skanky with a large portion of diddyishness, plumbs and numpt's.

Kins and Kinsy have just cleaned there room. Kins finds a plate serving 2 week old, unfinished beans and scrambled egg on toast. Kinsy exclaims "ewww thats hinging" declaring her sheer disgust in the cusine

by Kins&Kinsy du du du du May 27, 2009