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The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.
“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.
by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024
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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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hamster

noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.
The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.

That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.

Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!
by Valencia Kumquat February 28, 2021
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hamster

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game
my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6
by retartar232 December 30, 2023
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Panty hamster

Very furry vagina that squeals
Panty hamsterMy god did u hear that panty hamster squeal as it walked by
by Donkey blooms December 2, 2017
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The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.
Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.
by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019
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Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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