Hamsteak

A nickname for the fans of the webcomic Homestuck. Usually used in a humorous or lighthearted fashion.

I just got to Act 4, am I a Hamsteak yet?

by hoemstook April 24, 2012

hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

hamsterhead

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.

Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017

hampster

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

Hasterfag

To bluntly insult and/or spam someone continuously.

That guy is totally hasterfagging me!

by shshsh1 August 28, 2009

Hamter

It is a misspell of the word Hamster but it is said when someone sees a hamster it's usually said without context.

Guy1: Have you seen my pet Hamster?

Guy2: Hamter

Guy1: what

by Coolboy445 February 19, 2022

killing hamsters

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster

Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters

by Powdicked January 26, 2011