ham sup

ham sup is a Cantonese describing all healthy male human beings who are interested in sexually attractive things. It becomes a positive personality in recent years when many girls saying, if a man isn't ham sup, he is abnormal!

John: Look, huge boobs over there!
Jack: You are so ham sup man.
John: Omfg, every healthy man is ham sup!

by fakeplastic December 24, 2006

ham load

A heavier load of cum shot out of a mans penis. One that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.

Girl 1 - "Girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product."

Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"

Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."

Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"

Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"

by dang chi town October 16, 2008

Ham Fold

another word for a birds rat - usually if theres loads of flappy skin round the cunt hole

man i just loved chewing on that bitch's ham fold

by Benmacauley May 22, 2009

ham twat

A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.

Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.

by Random Ass Terrence June 6, 2005

ham job

To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.

"Now, you wanna give me a ham job!"

"I think I'm going to ask Bill to give me a ham job"

by Vagiotta May 2, 2007

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s July 20, 2008

Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

by merlinswish September 7, 2006