1. (noun) Someone who is incredibly awkward.
2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.
3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.
2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.
3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.
"She made a sexist joke in a room of women's rights supporters. She was such an Old Ham."
"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."
"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."
"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."
"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."
by Urban Philosopher November 25, 2009
Get the Old Hammug. by Brody Denis May 19, 2007
Get the ham and cheesedmug. Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!
by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021
Get the Ham fingermug. a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009
Get the Ham Walletmug. A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.
by J Dank June 9, 2005
Get the ham sandwhichmug. by B to the ill August 23, 2008
Get the Ham Walletmug. There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010
Get the Juicing a Hammug.