Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
by Deano86t July 28, 2009
Get the Human Gladwrapmug. A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.
by Its Meuh Grits February 4, 2014
Get the human ambienmug. " Did you see what Jennie wore last week she can make anything look expensive, Human Chanel indeed."
by Jensetter123 December 20, 2020
Get the Human Chanelmug. “I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”
“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”
“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”
by FTPNUT March 29, 2019
Get the Human Cappuccinomug. by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021
Get the Human blendermug. Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.
by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021
Get the Assault! Human!!mug. A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
by Enigme December 1, 2021
Get the human selfmug.