Jung Hoseok

My sunshine, whose born on 18th February 1996. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

People always describe him as a cheerful person, loving, caring, active and else. Well, they're not wrong. But, don't u ever dare to hurt him just because he's a positive and cheerful person.

He had go through so much, so YOU BETTER APPRECIATE HIM AND SHOWER HIM WITH LOVE❤️ He deserves the world but this world doesn't deserve him. ✨F a c t ✨

You can call him hobi, hoba, J-hopeeeeeeeeee or whatever BUT NOT HOR#$E AND WORDS THAT U SHOULDN'T SAY OR I WILL KILL YOU. Just because he draw the Mang's character and it's a horse.. HOBI IS STILL A HUMAN BEING, OKAY!

He's so cuteeee and u CAN'T HURT HIM!

So hoba, if u see this( definitely not. Lol) I LOBE U SOO MUCH AND I APPRECIATE YOU AND ALL OF UR HARDWORK😭❤️💜

I LOVE U JUNG HOSEOK

by Sayahensem November 15, 2020

BUBBA HOSS

A SIX FOOT FIVE GUY PUSHIN 400 POUNDS WHO DRIVES A BLACKED OUT CHEVY SILVERADO SMOKES SO MUCH YOU WOULD THINK HES A CHIMNEY DRINKS BUD LIGHT BUY THE CASE AND SHOOTS JACK STRAIGHT NO CHASER BLASTS COUNTRY HICK HOP WELL CRUSIN DOWN A DARK HIGHWAY SIGNIN EVERY LINE GOES TO WORK AND TELLS ALL HIS CO-WORKERS TO STOP THE BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO WORK AND USES THE WORD FUCK FREQUENTLY

Girl 1:you see that guy on the other side of the bar he looks like he is amazing
Girl 2: yeah that is a true bubba hoss right there
Girl 1: hell yeah

by 8UBBA_SMASH June 19, 2021

Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

by Nig bigger dick June 25, 2022

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017

San Francisco garden hose

The act of pissing out the window of a moving car.

Fuck dude, I gotta piss but we're in the middle of nowhere and I don't wanna pull over.
It's fine man, just pull a San Francisco garden hose.

by Renguardo June 10, 2020

hostel

A really sick and twisted movie about two college kids that go to Europe looking for a good time using legal drugs and having sex with loose women, but unfortunately they find themselves in a house of pure macabre and torture. They are tortured so badly that death would be sweet release.

guy 1: yo dude you wanna go see that new movie hostel?
guy 2: hell no
guy 1: why not?
guy 2: because that movie puts rape and torture on a pedastal and glorifies it.
guy 1: aw cmon man its just a horror movie
guy 2: no it's not my friend, a horror movie uses blood and gore to aid the plot or enhance it, in this movie blood and gore is the plot. this is nothing more than a snuff film.
guy 1: whatever man see ya.

by caffeine21 January 13, 2006

Ho's Breakfast

A three musketeers bar and a diet coke.

"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."

by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003