Sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into a large framed but muscular woman's buttocks while simultaneously placing a belt in her mouth to control the action.
Yesterday, Carl horse wanged Martha in the backyard.
Carl brought his old belt to Martha's in case she wanted a horse wanging in the backyard.
Carl brought his old belt to Martha's in case she wanted a horse wanging in the backyard.
by Motherhunter September 20, 2016
Get the Horse wanged mug.A name for a person who declines an invitation to a social situation or event, without a valid excuse. Usually occurs when someone is invited out but decides to stay in for the night simply because they are "kind of tired".
Mike: Hey Brad I'm on my way I'll be at your place in 20 mins to start pregaming.
Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?
Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him
Brad: F it
Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?
Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him
Brad: F it
by Skydiver November 19, 2014
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1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
by birdsdeservenocake April 6, 2006
Get the horse girl mug.Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
by KNOB February 5, 2004
Get the horse farts mug.Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the horsecock johnson mug.A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
by patricksmith January 26, 2009
Get the Old Horse Fat mug.A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
by ngamer007 May 13, 2005
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