Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.

Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?

by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010

Lampin History

All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later."

This is the history of the word "lampin"

Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.

"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."

...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history

by Breaaaah September 2, 2012

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

Canadian History

The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.

Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.

by NardsOfDoom February 5, 2010

canada's history

That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).

I was late returning from recess because of Canada's History.

by GCL224 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.

last night really was worse than a Canada's History.

by sexytime113 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.

by Zaatar February 4, 2010