Gunny

Gunny is an amazing and perfect human being. Everyone loves Gunny because she is so modest and caring about you. For example, Gunny will tell you that you’re perfect, but that’s just her being nice, she is actually the perfect one.

Oh my god she is such a Gunny (always referring to Gunny herself)

by Gunny bob January 6, 2019

Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019

Guinniy

Plural for Guinness - one pint of Guinness- two pints of guinniy

Can I get three pints of guinniy barkeep.

by Wilbur mcduck May 25, 2019

Gunny

Makes your day so great it’s the new slang that all cool gangsters use

Wanna suck my toes
Nah, just kidding I do
Hahah ur so gunny

by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019

Gunny

Meaning suspicious
Moving wrong
Suspect

Yo homie over there moving a lil gunny to ke

by One and only ma.. March 26, 2019

Gunny

An asian, often korean male who almost always sports a bowl cut in his infancy, and then transitions to a less obvious cabbage hair. He often rages at video games and attributes his failures to hackers and will report the people that killed him in fortnite 98% of the time. He also probably has a mid-sized penis and tree trunk legs.

"hey man, that guy was totally hacking! I reported him!"
"Stop being a Gunny!"

by Masterchef_Canada September 19, 2019

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019