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Guadalupified

The act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite sex.
Matthew McConaughey: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?

Lance Armstrong: Dude, I'm headin to New Braunfels to get guadalupified.

Matthew McConaughey: Right on, Right on.
by Playmaker16 September 3, 2010
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Guada Guada

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.
1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada
by Joey-O September 16, 2011
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100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.
You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!
by Sindarian October 24, 2018
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Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009
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irish guards

not irish at all,its a regiment of the british army made up mostly of protestants from the north of ireland and english/scots/welsh. they are offensive and nothing to do with ireland see irish rangers every st paddys day they march before their beloved fuckin queen of england with their regimental mascot a wolfhound and recieve shamrocks from their queen!.
irish guards bastards aint irish at all.
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006
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Guard Dog Relationship

It has nothing to do with Dogging, the sex act. It is a form of toxic relationship where one person in the relationship expects the other to fight all their battles for them, and basically be their guard dog. Partners should stick up for each other, but this is way overboard. The individual expects their "guard dog" to jump into the middle of every argument, fight and grievance they have, because they are completely unable to fight their own battles. They want you to always be their go-between essentially. Should the "guard dog" refuse, they will be guilt-tripped to all hell about how they don't really love them. They will probably also use the "After ALL I do for you... could you not just do that ONE thing for me?" line.

And even if the guard dog DOES try their best to get into the middle of a fight that has NOTHING to do with them, and try to resolve it, it will never be enough. The guard dog will probably hear "is that all? You didn't help me at ALL! You really let me down!"

If someone makes you their guard dog on a regular basis, break up with them immediately.
Robert: (Sarcastically) Amy your hair is ugly.
Amy: BEN!!! Are you just going to let Robert sit there and say my hair is ugly? SAY SOMETHING TO ROBERT!!!
Ben: He was just joking, man. He clearly said it in a jokey way.
Amy: You NEVER stick up for me, I guess you don't love me enough. After I got you that lovely ring, too!
Ben: Sigh... Robert, it's not nice to tell people their hair is ugly, even as a joke.
Amy: IS THAT ALL?! YOU SAID IT TO HIM SO SOFTLY!! HE LITERALLY INSULTED MY HAIR THAT I SPENT AN HOUR ON AND I'M REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT!! Do you view me as just not worth the effort or something?! Do I not deserve a bit of sticking up for?!
Ben: Robert, don't make offensive jokes about my girlfriend's hair, you twat. It's not funny, she's really self-conscious about it and I won't hang out with you if you insult my girlfriend that way.
Amy: You didn't even bring up the time 2 months ago when he said my clothes didn't match!!!
Robert: Look Ben, we used to be best friends, but now all you've done since you got with Amy is be her guard dog. Enjoy your guard dog relationship, I want no part of it. Bye.
by Lefty Power 123 September 28, 2020
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Gag guard

"Look at the gag guard on her!"

"If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to punch her in the gag gaurd."
by Wegz15 March 1, 2009
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