grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009

Grapist

A guy who dresses up in a grape costume to grape you, usually tying you to a radiator or taking your family to the basement and graping you for decades and decades. The Grapist usually has dark hair and drives a red Jeep. The Grapists mother is also a milf.

Grapist: Cmeer kids! im gonna grape ya in tha mouth!

by Tha Grapists beatch November 22, 2011

Grape Drink

A purple drink that doesn't taste like grapes that black people love.

Shit son I wan sum grape drink
yo bitch get me sum grape drink
i love grape drink and watermelon with some KFC

by Tofuyo January 17, 2008

to grape

to attack some one using grapes; throughing an number of grapes at someone or something

when i was two i was graped and now i have a fear of grapes.

i am going to grape someone if i dont get a sandwhich soon.

by dumblond15 June 30, 2010

grapeeater

Someone who enjoys to t-bag shaved balls.

That fat gay man is a grapeeater.

by d-frank August 30, 2006