i'm going to kill myself

Ok

Suicidal person: "I'm going to kill myself"
Person: "ok"

by Dr.Bleachchugger February 16, 2018

going forward

Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.

Our company expects to make a profit going forward.
We don't expect any layoffs going forward.

by imperialiststooge August 8, 2003

Going To The Store

(Verb, To go to the store) Referring to the youtube video, "Going To The Store", where a claymation man seemingly has an epileptic fit whilst walking down the street, accompanied by a jaunty tune. If you say someone "Went to the store", it means they committed an act of insanity or clumsiness that results in people openly asking, "What the ACTUAL fuck, did I just see?"

"Dude, Mr. Goldsmith totally went to the store on us in metalwork last block."

"Hahaha, When you tripped, it looked like you were going to the store, bro!"

"You look like you're going to the store whenever you run, no offense"

"I know, I totally go to the store whenever I drink, I'm such a flail."

by RascallyRabbit September 12, 2011

Going Iranian

To conduct peaceful protest against perceived injustice.

They were going Iranian on his ass when he tried to close down the schools.

by Ali Agha Joon Joon July 29, 2009

going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

by B-Beezy May 29, 2010

Gongloff Bar

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.

I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

by PinkSockChampion May 5, 2011

going against the grain

Doing the opposite of what is requested

Man, I ask you to wear jeans, here you come in a suit, you always going against the grain!

by Isaid it November 27, 2017