goober

That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

by Cuntry July 6, 2007

Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

Goober

referring to me, Gagan Singh an extremely well game player.

Omg, i am teh 1337 b/c i saw goober!!11!!

by Gagan Singh April 25, 2005

Goobersmooch

When a man stops liking vagina

Quit looking at my dick u goobersmooch

by Dick bump June 17, 2018

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003

goober

A racial slur for african americans, otherwise known as niggers.

That goober raped my wife.

by Ottoo15 June 10, 2011

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004