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Upper Gooch

The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.
1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!

2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
by Goochman April 11, 2012
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Gooch Parmesan

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.
Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!
by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011
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Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500
My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.
by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009
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Gooch Cheese

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese
by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 22, 2011
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Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.
He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.
by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008
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Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011
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