Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500
My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch
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gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.
Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.
by Girthquake69 November 06, 2015
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gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER
"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."
by goochmail September 30, 2015
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gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.
by jyutrurdu November 20, 2009
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Gooch Cheese

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese
by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 04, 2011
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Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
by McLangolf McMuffin August 22, 2011
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Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.
He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.
by Charlie fatnaldo December 12, 2007
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