The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.
1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
by Goochman April 11, 2012
Get the Upper Gooch mug.Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.
Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!
by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011
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by anonymous February 22, 2021
Get the Dusty Gooch mug.when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009
Get the gooch trapezoid mug.a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 22, 2011
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Get the Gooch Bag mug.An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011
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