The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.
1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
by Goochman February 16, 2012
The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.
by Girthquake69 November 06, 2015
when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
by jyutrurdu November 20, 2009
a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 04, 2011
An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
by McLangolf McMuffin August 22, 2011
by Charlie fatnaldo December 12, 2007