Gobbler

While having sex with a girl doggie style, upon insertion of penis into the vaginal canal insert thumb into anus with fingers pointed up, thus resembling a turkey for thanksgiving.

Jane seemed pleasantly surprised when I gave her a gobbler last night.

by Mustang Mike November 23, 2009

Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.

jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.

by KAV-MAN May 19, 2014

gobbledy goop

Something that is unusual and unsolvable.

Boss: how's that case that you're doing going
Detective: it's gobbledy goop

by Party-Pooper June 19, 2017

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

ass goblen

1. a goblen that dwells in the anal cavity.

2. tongue of a young male, "accidentally" placed in the anus of an intoxicated female

eat bags of shit you ass goblen or. you need to get that checked i hear your ass goblen screaming!

by ASs Goub'lu'hEn December 14, 2009

goobley joobely

maggot infested colostemy hole.

You dirty goobley joobely.

by firstlastlaugh December 5, 2010

Goobled

When you kill someone as Zac in league of legends

Zac goobled Pantheon with his bullshit damage.

by Jeffymcfatguy June 23, 2017