Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

by C Bailey March 19, 2004

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Goddess of the Universe

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A girl who blows your mind. Also has an awesome waist and her v line game is strong af. Also known as the girl who likes to smash watermelons.

Shes amazing, shes a sex goddess

by Greatone1689 June 13, 2016

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Kissy Goddess

A female seductress who has mastered the art of kissing and is revered by all who experience such bliss.

When I felt her lips on me, I knew then that Kate was a Kissy Goddess!

by OTC_Spirit August 10, 2006

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godsmack

The very best heroin. Smack so good, God himself uses it, hence the term "God's smack".

I've got the godsmack right here, this junk will set you free.

by turk_fireball August 16, 2007

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The Sex Gods are magical beings.They all have a majesticly long dick of 50 inches, which can extend to 1,000. with one mighty cock slap he can overcum anything he touches, and is immune to STDS. There are currently 4 existing sex gods, with the names, Kian, Finn, Fernando, and John.

Damn you guys are like the sex gods!!!

by Friendly Neighborhood Nigga February 21, 2017

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