Garlic Goblin

A term used to describe White People

Person 1: have you seen how pale jimmy is?
Person 2: yeah, he's such a Garlic Goblin.

by TobyIn3D December 8, 2022

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

goblin

1) An unruly child.

2) Any child that has not learned manners or ettiquette, especially a newborn baby.

"Did you hear that my sister popped a goblin?"

"Really? Now there's going to be a goblin running around her house! Ha ha! You are an uncle!"

by sam ward June 15, 2007

goblin

A enthusiastic woman who is not scared to suck dick;a ravonous dick sucker.

Boy it must be halloween cuz i saw kim and she started a goblin

by D.Jizzle December 26, 2005

Goblin Screwdriver

When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.

Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol

by Ucant June 13, 2009

Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.

Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin

by ms17686 February 11, 2012

Goblin Teasmaid

Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.

Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.

by Andy Carter March 26, 2004