Purvi-Thalamic Glitch

Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.

"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."

by Titbitss February 22, 2026

the big 'glish

a censored version of "english" for people who HATE English class.

"i DONT wish to go to the big 'glish oh my freak"

by MachineFoox X owO forever😍😍 March 20, 2026

The Snops Glitch

Snops Glitch: A rogue Apple glitch that lets you revive dead iMessage group chats from the digital graveyard using an iPad or other device with the same iCloud. You basically go on the other device and look up an older version of the group chat. You then remove everyone from the old group and add them all back. It should update on your other device. A method discovered by the user that allows adding people to an iMessage group chat without making a new one, even when Apple normally doesn’t allow it. It involves using an old version of the group chat on an iPad, bypassing normal restrictions. The user coined the term and is working to popularize it as an urban legend-style hack.

The Snops Glitched helped me revive a group chat.

by Matt Snops August 6, 2025

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

syed x glitch

a random starblast.io player with a very strange name indeed

"Syed X Glitch is playing starblast destroy the mothership again!"

by 19292911 September 1, 2025

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Mr. Glitch

Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.

Game: wtf why are you doing this?

Mr. Glitch: Because I'm annoying.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021