Glazed

When you’re so fucking hammered that your eyes get glassy; the lights are on but nobody’s home.

Joe blacked out last night and was so glazed over he couldn’t form complete sentences.

by Bison69 October 22, 2018

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

Glazed

means to hype and compliment someone in a way that is over-the-top and cringey

You are glazed to think Tank is going to win against ryan garcia tomorrow

by April 22, 2023

Glazed

The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.

Jenny let Samuel glaze him until finally Jack licked it off and reglazed her to run around again.

by Glaze me Daddy September 04, 2018

Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 January 01, 2016

glazed

when you are high as fuck.

Marcus: I’m glazed as fuck man!
Chase: Yeah bro, that weed is bomb!

by chasevvv February 21, 2021

Glazed

glazed ( someone who is unaware/dopey)

friend : Hey Samuel did you see the fight yesterday?

Samuel: nahhh sorry you know i am glazed out here.

by gone with it April 18, 2018