Someone that accepts a gift only to return it a moment later, with little appreciation or thought in the matter.
Your friend asks for something, you give it, they hate it and immediately return it. i.e. an "Indian Gift-Getter"
by mholl7925 May 7, 2013
Get the Indian Gift-Getter mug.When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
by Jeynox April 13, 2018
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Giving "EG" experiential gift it so cool -- my friend gave me tandem hang gliding for my birthday and it rocked.
by Adele Cehrs November 6, 2007
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Let's say you're at work...and your senses were to endure a constant White Snake song sung to your dismay by a roundish hairy faced man a cubical over; they would in-fact be a Giffordian.
by Paul Lindford February 19, 2008
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by Fire Sergeant March 10, 2010
Get the Pharmaceutically Gifted mug.Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.
by The Baron March 27, 2004
Get the gift mug.Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
by Brett Herron November 9, 2008
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