NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!

“Dude what’s that smell?”

“Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022

Fudge Bandit

An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual

“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”

by TT040302 November 8, 2020

fudge pussy

When you shit in the pussy, then fuck the shit out of it.

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"

by Mark the Alien December 5, 2014

Fudge sickle

Opposite move from the shocker. Flip wrist upside down and put two fingers in the anus and one in the pussy. Then shove it in her mouth to lick clean.

Bitch was so nasty i gave her a fudge sickle and she ate it up.

by Buck futter January 17, 2017

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015

butthole fudge

Long thin strips of poop coming out of someone's ass with extreme force and very very stinky but don't look it's like a toxic bomb

Holy shit that's a big piece of butthole fudge!

by ɓσմηδεδ July 2, 2016

Fudge Zacker

Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.

Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"

Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."

Chuckford: "I know, right?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022