felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 1, 2003

shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

Chunky Feltch

The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.

It took a while but she finally let me chunky feltch her.

by Richard Chode June 27, 2007

Fetch

Contrary to the belief that this word means "cool," it is actually a euphemism, that is replacement, of fuck. Fetcher is used as the insult form, not nessecarily a replacement for "fucker."

- You stepped in dog crap.
- Fetch!

by Dre Tran July 12, 2006

Feltchmonger

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Felching

Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.

Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel

by Anus Dwelling Hippy April 1, 2007

fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.

by Stevieeee April 13, 2011