ftgm

"Fuck that. Get money." From The 1975 Somebody Else lyrics

You should find someone to settle down with.

FTGM!

by FTGM December 17, 2017

FTD

A phrase you can use when youre acknoledging anything that is simply “for the day”. It can be used to describe just about anything that is specific to that day or event, like a mood, outfit, expression, or something that you plan on buying, using, or sharing with friends.

Friend 1: I just wanna get some biddies over here tonight!

Friend 2: Same, thats my mood FTD

You guys wanna do a joint or a blunt for the day?

Girl, you look so cute! I’m loving the fit FTD.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

FTFO

Fuck the fuck off

I’m tired of hearing your shit, so please just FTFO! (fuck the fuck off)

by Rube-attack May 20, 2022

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So... You are really this bored huh. Let me tell you a story to rid you of your boredom. One day in early middle school I was bored and chilling with 4 friends. Then magically like 8 more people showed up and we had a big fat clique. We were all friends and all but I was especially close to a girl well named Bonnie. You see me and Bonnie were best friends, besties, if you will. We ran together in PE, we talked together, we even made disgustiong crap with the trashy lunchfood togather, but I was also friends with a gir named (let's say) Miriam. Bonnie HATED Miriam and in fact she made me hate MIriam a little too. Until one day Bonnie just left me, Miriam, and my future best friend,who she thought was weird, all by ourselves during lunch. I now hate her and refuse to even look at her.

THE END

Person 1:👏👏👏 wow what an intersting anecdote

Person 2: I think it could use some work
Person 3: Idc

(YTURYFIJ%ftJgtjh6t^utj65jtT%FHftjfj : what i said when i was bored :))

by Blue🫐 September 12, 2023

The F.T.H.A.T Test

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.

Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.

by SCORCH I3 September 6, 2010

FTW

FUCK THE WORLD

Nerdfags need to go up to any outlaw biker and argue with him on how F.T.W. means "for teh win".

Bonus points if he has a F.T.W. tattoo.

PROTIP: make sure your insurance is up to date.

Don't like my definition?
Like I give a shit - FTW

by otherground March 29, 2009

FTSB

Acronym for "Fuck That Shit, Bitch"

first coined (in the song of the same name) by The Lazardos (pop-punk band from Manchester, NH) in 2000(?)

RIP Jack P. Fallon, Drummer of The Lazardos

"Dude, this is a no smoking zone..."

"FTSB, ill do what i want"

by AUDIAR September 17, 2008