Fake Friend

Someone who is only your friend, until they find someone better. Someone who is your friend until they have a boyfriend.

Kailee is a fake friend, she was my friend until she got a boyfriend, now she ignore me to spend time with him.

by Richard4 October 17, 2013

Fried pickles

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.

When will my fried pickles be here?

by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

Friender Bender

According to Dodger this is a glutenous endeavour with ones best friends.

Let's go on a Friender bender and get some mediocre chilli!!

by Friender_99 June 24, 2012

Friday Beers

The singular best account on Instagram. Takes movie scenes and edits them to be Friday/going out themed. Manages to actually get you excited for the weekend again. One of the few reasons to still use the app

Friend 1: did you see the newest post on Friday Beers?
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again

by dooleyspregame February 17, 2020

Frisk

Frisk, the genderless child you play as in undertale. They can be heartless and cruel in the genocide run or kind and flirty and merciful in the pasf

Frisk just killed everyone in the genocide run.

by Dictionaryjolt May 26, 2018

just friends

when you fall in love with someone, say your best friend, and it doesn't work out because you're her "Friend". to her, you're just friends.

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

"just friends" example from bash.org

by bwoken September 8, 2008

Toxic friend

-a “friend” who belittles you, bully’s you, or hurts your feelings in general
-a person who you care about even though they probably don’t care for you

-a person who you like when you’re around them, but hate when you’re away from them
-when you are with other friends you realize how much you hate them

-could also be controlling
-someone you continue to be friends with because of guilt issues, years you’ve known each other etc.
-similar to fake friends

A: “Susan always belittles me, it’s like she wants to hurt my feelings,”

B: “Susan seems like a toxic friend.”

by 1234567891011sunday June 1, 2018