fake moves 

the act of doing something you are not allowed to do.
such as drugs, stealing, or cheating.

"dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight."

you cant fake moves on me.

fake moves by fakethemove November 7, 2007

Fake Bunt 

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

Fake Bunt by Billy Paxton January 17, 2008

fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).

Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy

fake smile by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009

fake the funk 

To be fake or to not keep it real

Yo man, don't fake the funk.

fake the funk by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

Fake Irish 

Americans who claim to be of Irish decent, but are not.

The Yetman family of South Boston are fake Irish.

Fake Irish by East 5th st October 10, 2009

Facesturbating 

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Phily Fake Out 

When you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on her back. Then when she turns around and looks at you, you blow your load on her face.

You are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on her back. Then when she turns around and looks at you, you blow your load on her face. Bam, Phily Fake Out.

Phily Fake Out by LiveN4music14 October 11, 2008