Erection

What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls

Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021

Whis Erection

(noun)What Whitey gets when he sees a beb or is called a beb.(Verb) The act of ejaculating seamen.

"Hey Beb" *bong* or "Ahhh, that's cute. Whitey just whis erectioned all over his face.”

by Superflylemonaid February 22, 2005

erectioner

When a man can get an erection on command.

Man 1: I am such an erectioner!
Woman 1: I don't believe you.
Man 1: You want me to show you?
Woman 1: Sure
Man 2: WAIT SO AM I!

by Private Sea Cow May 6, 2014

Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015

Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

Erectionary

A dickin' down on a girl so good that it's revolutionary

man that girl got an erectionary this mornin

by chcecc06010510 October 4, 2016

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016